Biden vs. Trump's Epic Reaction to COD Mobile

Table of Contents

1. Introduction
2. The Joe Rogan Experience with Joe Biden and Donald Trump
3. Ferg's Top Five Guns in Call of Duty Mobile Season Two
   1. The M16
   2. The M13
   3. The Kilo 141
   4. The EM2
   5. The CR-56 AMAX
4. Discussion and Disagreements
5. Pros and Cons of the Chosen Guns
6. Conclusion

The Joe Rogan Experience: Ferg's Top Five Guns in Call of Duty Mobile Season Two

Welcome everybody to The Joe Rogan Experience! Today, we have two very special guests with us - former Presidents of the United States, Joe Biden and Donald Trump. This is going to be a disaster - two Joe's on the same Show! How am I supposed to keep track of which one I'm talking to, man?

"What the Donald, what did I do?" Joe Biden asks, slightly confused.

"Hey guys, relax! The show just started, and You're already flaming each other," Joe Rogan interjects.

"We're going to be discussing a real classic, folks - Ferg's top five guns in Call of Duty Mobile Season Two," Rogan continues, trying to steer the conversation in a more focused direction.

"Guns are my bread and butter," Ferg chimes in. "I highly doubt that our sleepy Joe version over here knows anything about guns."

"Now, what the Donald, what did I do to you?" Biden questions, genuinely confused.

"I have to admit, I don't play COD Mobile as much as I used to, but I'm curious to hear Ferg's choices," Biden replies, trying to diffuse the tension.

"Sure, sleepy Joe, I can barely keep my eyes open just listening to you," Trump sneers. "Alright, let's get into it!"

Ferg's Top Five Guns in Call of Duty Mobile Season Two

1. The M16

Ferg's number five gun is the M16. Trump immediately reacts, "The M16? Bro, is Ferg out of his mind for putting that three-round burst trash on the list? I wouldn't use that gun even if you paid me!"

Biden interrupts, "Now hold on, Donald. I have to disagree with you on this one. The M16 may not be the most powerful gun out there, but give it a chance. You can also change it from burst to full-auto now."

"No shot, Buckle! The patch notes are right there, Donnie. Read it! It's not that hard," Trump retorts.

"Okay, I didn't know you could change it to full-auto, but I thought full-auto was not allowed in buildings," Biden adds, trying to keep up with the conversation.

"We're talking now! Alright, let's move on to number four," Rogan interjects, redirecting the conversation.

2. The M13

Ferg chooses the M13 as the fourth top gun. Rogan highlights one of the positive aspects of the gun, "One of the big positives about the M13 is the great iron sight on the default gun, as well as the blueprints."

"The M13 is a solid choice, it's a tremendous gun, it's huge! We might be able to take out China with it," Trump jokes, trying to inject humor into the discussion.

"I have to disagree with you again, Donald," Biden retorts. "The M13 is a good gun, but I don't think it's in the top five. And what the are you on about, taking out China?"

Biden continues, "What gun do you think should be on the list instead?"

"How are we going to take out China? Maybe we should use that sleeping gas that comes out of your mouth every time you speak instead. It might actually be cheaper," Trump fires back, continuing their playful banter.

"No cash, stop bullying me! Seriously, what have I done to you, man?" Biden pleads, trying to move the conversation forward.

"I think the AK-47 should be on the list instead. It's an OG gun, it Never gets old," Biden suggests, trying to provide an alternative choice.

Rogan interrupts the debate, "Alright, let's keep going! Number three is the Kilo 141. Any opinions on that?"

3. The Kilo 141

"The Kilo? Come on, man! What the that's got to be fake news, right Ferg?" Trump exclaims.

"Fake news, bro, can you shut the up? The Kilo is a reliable gun with good accuracy and low recoil. Also, that Mythic skin for the Kilo is busting," Ferg defends his choice.

"Okay, let's move on to number two," Rogan quickly interjects, sensing another potential clash.

4. The EM2

Ferg's Second choice is the EM2, which recently got buffed. Trump immediately responds, "Now that's what I'm talking about! The EM2 is broken, Broski. I'm not surprised it made the list. I nuked North Korea a couple of times with it."

"Wait, no, that sounds wrong. I mean when I was in North Korea, I was playing some COD Mobile with Kim and I nuked his ass," Trump clarifies, catching his own slip-up.

"I agree, the EM2 is broken, man. But I think the AS Val should also be on the list. I was so close to getting a UAV with that thing. I was one kill off, but then walked into a Trip Mine. Noah from Trip Mine got me, that son of a it was like a major skill issue, TBH," Biden adds.

Rogan steers the conversation towards the final gun on Ferg's list, "Alright, let's move on to number one. Ferg's top pick is the CR-56 AMAX. I love that latest Ice Dragon blueprint COD Mobile released."

"Oh yeah, the CR-56 AMAX is amazing. I also love that Blue Dragon skin. It reminds me of that one skin in Valorant," Ferg affirms Trump's agreement.

"I can't argue with you on this one, Donnie. The CR-56 AMAX needs to be nerfed," Biden concludes, finding common ground with Trump on their shared opinion.

Well, that was certainly a lively discussion! It was fascinating to hear both Joe Biden and Donald Trump's perspectives on Ferg's top five guns in Call of Duty Mobile Season Two. Even if they didn't always agree, they brought their own flavor to the conversation. To all our viewers out there, I hope you enjoyed this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience. If you did, please leave a comment below and let us know what you thought. If you want to see more episodes like this in the future, be sure to subscribe. Thanks for tuning in, and we'll see you next time!