Discover the Extraordinary SCP-000-J Sales Catalogue

Table of Contents

1. Introduction
2. The Dangers of Books and Reading
   • SCP-592: The Inaccurate History Book
   • SCP-140: A Chronicle of the Daevas
   • SCP-1025: Encyclopedia of Common Diseases
   • SCP-1230: A Hero Is Born
   • SCP-3512: The More You Know: A Pick-Up Artist's Guide
3. The Official SCP Sales Catalog Mystery
   • Professor Snider's Discovery
   • The Anomalous Products in the Catalog
   • Unauthorized SCP Foundation Merchandise
4. The Investigation and Containment
   • SCP-000-J: The Official SCP Sales Catalog
   • Ordering Anomalies from the Catalog
   • Recontainment Efforts and Challenges
5. Conclusion

The Dangers of Books and Reading

Books have always held a certain allure, but it is essential to approach them with caution. The SCP Foundation's extensive experience has proven that books can be evil and untrustworthy. SCP-592, known as the Inaccurate History Book, is a perfect example. Reading beyond a certain point in this book has the potential to drive a person mad and inflict deadly wounds caused by a retroactively Altered past. Similarly, SCP-140, A Chronicle of the Daevas, may unknowingly subject readers to slavery in a Daevite labor Camp.

For those seeking scientific knowledge, even a seemingly innocent book like SCP-1025, the Encyclopedia of Common Diseases, can attract the Attention of the CDC and result in being mistaken for a carrier of a rare strain of Super-Mega-Ebola. Escapist fantasy is not exempt from danger either, as SCP-1230, A Hero Is Born, can leave the reader disillusioned with real life. And the so-called "harmless" SCP-3512, The More You Know: A Pick-Up Artist's Guide, is actually a book of Fifthist rituals designed to manipulate and control women.

Despite the allure of books, it is evident that they are best avoided. The potential for danger looms around every page, threatening to alter lives and unleash unimaginable horrors. However, a particularly baffling occurrence involving books and the SCP Foundation came to light when Professor Snider discovered a catalog that should Never have existed—the Official SCP Sales Catalog. This catalog contained records of almost every SCP in the Foundation's database, presented in the form of products for sale.