Hilarious Embarrassment: Unveiling My Awful Old Jokes!

Table of Contents

1. Introduction
2. Milestone Celebration
3. Self-Deprecation and Stupidity
4. Looking Back at Old iPhone Notes
5. Childhood Dreams of Being an Entertainer
6. Failed Attempts at Being Funny
7. Fake Advice Book Ideas
8. Creative Pursuits and the Reality of Writing a Book
9. Insecurities and Self-Worth
10. Terrible Wordplay and Jokes
11. The Sike-ic and Premonitions
12. Political Observations
13. Wondering About Easter and Growing Older
14. Analyzing Thoughts and Comedy
15. Wrapping Up and Merchandise Announcement

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Introduction

In this video, I want to take a trip down Memory Lane and explore some of my old iPhone notes. These notes, accumulated over the years, represent my thoughts, ideas, and attempts at being funny. As a content creator, it's intriguing to revisit the past and reflect on the progression of my humor and creative pursuits. Join me as I dive into the world of my previous thoughts and examine why I wrote them down in the first place.

Milestone Celebration

Before delving into my iPhone notes, I want to express my gratitude to all my subscribers. Reaching the milestone of 500,000 subscribers is truly incredible, and I Never anticipated such growth when I first started on YouTube. It's also quite amusing to think about the fact that I waited 11 years before even posting anything on this platform. But here I am, a "big shot" YouTuber, despite still considering myself an idiot at times.

Self-Deprecation and Stupidity

With newfound fame and success on YouTube, I've come to realize that almost everything I say is ultimately stupid. Thankfully, the beauty of editing allows me to remove the unintelligent remarks and present a more polished version of myself to the world. However, I must admit that this creates some level of deception, leading people to believe I am smarter and funnier than I truly am.

Looking Back at Old iPhone Notes

Since childhood, I've harbored a desire to be a comedian or some form of entertainer. To explore this aspiration, I turn to my old iPhone notes, where I've intentionally saved various ideas, thoughts, and sentence fragments. Together, we will examine these remnants of creativity and attempt to answer the question that lingers: "Why did I write that down?"

Childhood Dreams of Being an Entertainer

Like many children, I fantasized about becoming a comedian or actor. However, the problem was that I simply wasn't funny. Nevertheless, that didn't deter me from pursuing my dreams. In my notes, I discover numerous sketch ideas and pseudo-inspirational thoughts, displaying my relentless effort to find humor within myself.

Failed Attempts at Being Funny

As I browse through my notes, it becomes evident that many of them were written under the influence of mind-altering substances. These concepts that seemed brilliant in the moment often lack coherence upon review. Reading through fragments like "If You want..." and "While writing a sequence of Texts," I can't help but wonder what I was trying to convey at the time.

Fake Advice Book Ideas

One recurring theme in my notes is my desire to write a book. I quickly discovered the challenges and inconsistencies inherent in this endeavor. The idea of authoring a fake advice book for college students with terrible advice was one concept that resurfaced often. From suggesting rest days in a workout regimen to advocating quitting a job for weight loss, my comedic imagination ran rampant.

Creative Pursuits and the Reality of Writing a Book

Despite my inclination toward writing a book, I soon realized the immense effort and delayed gratification involved. Unlike YouTube, where I can quickly showcase my content within a week, writing a book necessitates years of labor before receiving any feedback. Hence, my dream of becoming a successful Writer began to fade as I recognized the practicality and Instant gratification of online platforms.

Insecurities and Self-Worth

As I Read through my notes, I stumble upon entries that reveal my insecurities and concerns about self-worth. I struggle with feelings of inadequacy in conversations with other adults, perceiving myself as inferior and lacking Meaningful contributions. These observations reflect my efforts to navigate social dynamics and find my place among peers.

Terrible Wordplay and Jokes

Wordplay and puns have always held a particular appeal for me, as evidenced by the abundance of comedic notes dedicated to this art form. Some examples, like "Curious Jorge" and a Show called "What about Country Music?" Elicit a chuckle, while others fall flat. I can't help but comment on my own jokes, signifying the dual nature of my comedic brain.

The Sike-ic and Premonitions

Introducing a character called the "Sike-ic," I explore the realm of premonitions and predictions. This persona offers mixed messages, veering between positive and negative outlooks. With phrases like "Things are looking up for you, Chad" followed by "You gonna lose your job," the Sike-ic embodies a contradictory style of humor that both confuses and entertains.

Political Observations

At a time when gun control was a hot-button issue, I put forward a unique perspective in one of my notes. Instead of advocating for a ban on guns, I proposed making them difficult to use through outdated voice recognition technology. This note, although rooted in humor, still holds an element of practicality and thought-provoking Insight.

Wondering About Easter and Growing Older

Addressing more Existential questions, I ponder the intricacies of Easter and the challenges of making friends as I grow older. The concept of explaining Easter traditions to future children raises humorously perplexing situations. Additionally, I explore the dichotomy between wanting to be funny and engaging in prejudiced thoughts when meeting new people.

Analyzing Thoughts and Comedy

As someone involved in comedy, I frequently experience a clash between the two sides of my brain. On one HAND, I strive for instant comedic gratification, wanting every utterance to be infused with humor. However, the other side of my brain demands reason and thoughtful analysis, reminding me that not every thought is amusing upon closer inspection. This internal conflict shapes my comedic process.

Wrapping Up and Merchandise Announcement

In conclusion, exploring my old iPhone notes has been an enlightening Journey into the evolution of my humor and creative pursuits. I am thankful for reaching the milestone of 500,000 subscribers and recognizing the absurdity of my idiotic tendencies. Furthermore, I am excited to announce the relaunch of my merchandise shop, where you can find a variety of practical and humorous items to showcase your support.

Highlights

1. Reflecting on old iPhone notes and the evolution of humor
2. Gratitude for reaching 500,000 subscribers
3. Balancing self-deprecation with newfound success
4. Childhood dreams of becoming a comedian or entertainer
5. Failed attempts at humor and comedic ideas
6. The impracticality of writing a book compared to online content creation
7. Insecurities and self-worth in social interactions
8. Exploring wordplay and the dual nature of comedic thoughts
9. The Sike-ic character and contradictory premonitions
10. Pondering Easter traditions and the challenges of making friends as one grows older

FAQ

Q: Did Drew always want to be a comedian?\ A: Yes, from a young age, Drew aspired to be a comedian or entertainer.

Q: How did Drew celebrate reaching 500,000 subscribers?\ A: Drew reflected on this milestone and shared his gratitude with his audience.

Q: What can be found in Drew's old iPhone notes?\ A: Drew's old iPhone notes contain various comedic ideas, thoughts, and sentence fragments.

Q: Did Drew ever consider writing a book?\ A: Yes, Drew entertained the idea of writing a book, particularly a fake advice book filled with terrible suggestions.

Q: How did Drew feel about his own humor and intelligence?\ A: Despite his success, Drew often considers himself an idiot and questions the intelligence and funniness of his own remarks.

Q: What conflicts does Drew experience in his comedic process?\ A: Drew faces an ongoing battle between the desire for immediate humor and the need for thoughtful analysis and reason.