Hilarious Headlines that Fooled Even The Onion
Table of Contents
- Introduction
- Bug Starts Fight with Police Dog
- Taliban Hostage Thought Captors Were Joking That Trump Was President
- Woman in Sumo Wrestler Suit Assaults Ex-Girlfriend Who Waved at Someone Dressed as Snickers bar
- Student Excited That Dad Got Head Job
- Shoplifter Shoves Chainsaw Down His Pants
- Falling Iguana Alert Issued in Florida Due to Cold Temperatures
- Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out of McNuggets
- Amputee Sawed in Shooting Deaths of Parents in Florida
- Tony the Tiger Begs Furries to Stop Tweeting Him Porn
- Couple Arrested for Selling Golden Tickets to Heaven
- Montreal Man Given $149 Ticket for Singing "Everybody Dance Now" in His Car
- 45-minute Standoff with Tiger Ends When Police Realize It's a Stuffed Toy
- Amish Teen Charged With Driving His Buggy Drunk With Friends on the Roof
- Cop Shot and Faced by Unarmed Black Man
- Woman Boards Flight to Find Her Seat Assignment is in the Plane's Lavatory
- Two Elderly Men Sneak Out of Nursing Home to Attend Heavy Metal Festival
- Loose Donkey Gets Field Sobriety Test in Connecticut
- Study Shows Rich More Likely to Take Candy from Babies
- Drunk Woman Steals 45-foot Ferry While Shouting "I'm Jack Sparrow"
- Florida Rapper Hands Cop His Mixtape Instead of ID After Being Pulled Over
- Study Shows Teen Pregnancy Dropped Significantly After Age 19
25 Funny Headlines That Actually Should Have Come from The Onion But Didn't
If You're a fan of satirical news, then you're probably familiar with The Onion. Known for its absurd and fictitious stories, The Onion is a well-known source of humor. However, there are some real news stories out there that seem like they could have come straight from The Onion. These stories are not only true but also incredibly funny. So, get ready to laugh as we take a look at 25 funny headlines that actually should have come from The Onion.
Bug Starts Fight with Police Dog
In Phoenix, Arizona, during a four-hour standoff outside the home of a robbery suspect, a neighborhood pug decided to pick a fight with a police dog. Despite the significant size difference between the pug and the highly trained police dog, neither dog was injured. This incident challenges the saying "it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog." Perhaps it's time to reexamine that saying.
Taliban Hostage Thought Captors Were Joking That Trump Was President
Joshua Boyle and his wife Caitlyn Coleman were hostages of the Haqqani network in Afghanistan for a grueling five years. Cut off from the outside world and enduring cruel punishment, they were finally given a shocking piece of news: Donald Trump was now the President of the United States. Incredibly, they thought their captors were playing a joke on them. It's understandable why they would find this hard to believe after being isolated for so long.
Woman in Sumo Wrestler Suit Assaults Ex-Girlfriend Who Waved at Someone Dressed as Snickers bar
In a bizarre incident in Dublin, Ireland, Sandra Talbot, dressed in a sumo wrestler suit, attacked her ex-girlfriend at a well-known gay bar. The altercation supposedly started over the sumo suit Talbot was wearing, but it escalated when her ex waved at someone dressed as a Snickers bar. This peculiar encounter makes you wonder what kind of relationship they had.
Student Excited That Dad Got Head Job
Samantha Benji, a student, found herself in an embarrassing situation when an article referred to her as being excited that her dad got a "head job." The article was actually referring to her father being hired as an assistant coach in Oklahoma. It's a reminder that editors need to be more careful with their choice of words in articles.
Shoplifter Shoves Chainsaw Down His Pants
This peculiar robbery caught Attention not because of what was stolen but how the thief went about stealing it. In this incident, a man decided to shove a chainsaw down his pants. He carefully concealed the blade and covered the handle with his jacket. To make matters even stranger, he had an accomplice who had been casing the place for a week. The effort that went into stealing a chainsaw is truly astonishing.
Falling Iguana Alert Issued in Florida Due to Cold Temperatures
In Florida, when the temperature drops below 40 degrees, a peculiar phenomenon occurs - iguanas start falling out of trees. Due to their cold-blooded nature, iguanas become sluggish in cold weather, causing them to lose their grip and fall. The National Weather Service in Miami even issued a warning to leave the fallen iguanas alone, as they may bite once they warm up.
Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out of McNuggets
A woman in Florida decided to take her frustration to another level when her local McDonald's ran out of chicken McNuggets. She called 911 three times to report this grave injustice. Although the restaurant tried to offer her an alternative, she insisted that nothing else would suffice. This incident demonstrates the love some people have for their favorite fast food.
Amputee Sought in Shooting Deaths of Parents in Florida
This headline is perplexing on multiple levels. How can an amputee be the suspect in shooting deaths? Did they use their mouth to hold the gun and pull the trigger? The details of this crime are shocking, leaving many questions unanswered.
Tony the Tiger Begs Furries to Stop Tweeting Him Porn
Poor Tony the Tiger became the target of furries who bombarded him with pornographic material. Furries, a community of people who dress up as anthropomorphic animals, can have harmless hobbies, but sometimes their actions cross a line. Tony just wanted to be the mascot of Frosted Flakes but ended up dealing with a whole different kind of frolic.
Couple Arrested for Selling Golden Tickets to Heaven
In a bizarre scheme, Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested for selling tickets made of pure gold, claiming they would grant admission through the pearly gates of heaven. Tito even claimed that Jesus gave him these tickets and, if he made enough money, he would take his wife and himself on a flying saucer made entirely of crack cocaine. This shocking story highlights the depths some people will sink to make a quick buck.
For more funny headlines that will leave you scratching your head, Continue reading our list. From unusual police encounters to outrageous behavior, these stories will Show you just how bizarre the world can be.