Top 4chan's Greentext Animations

Top 4chan's Greentext Animations

Table of Contents:

1. Introduction
2. The Annoying Funko Pop Collector 2.1. His Obsession with Special Editions 2.2. Incessant Bothering at the Store 2.3. Frustration and Manager Involvement 2.4. The Turn of Events
3. A Journey Towards Weight Loss 3.1. Joining the Gym Program 3.2. Struggling with Aerobics 3.3. Unexpected Help from a Gym Bro 3.4. A Surprising Outcome
4. The Frustration of Online Shopping 4.1. The Ever-Present Cookie Consent 4.2. Annoying Pop-ups and Fake Chats 4.3. The Elusive Search Bar 4.4. The Joy and Frustration of Clicking
5. A Bittersweet Memory of the Nintendo Switch 5.1. Anticipation and Tragedy Strikes 5.2. A Surprise Gesture from Mom 5.3. Finding Joy in Gaming
6. A Sharpener Collection Gone Wrong 6.1. The Innocent Start of a Collection 6.2. Receiving Unwanted Attention 6.3. Consequences at School
7. The Peculiar Candy Bar Incident 7.1. A Spontaneous Purchase 7.2. Overwhelming Pressure and Sobbing 7.3. A Haunting Mirror Experience 7.4. The Bittersweet Consumption

The Annoying Funko Pop Collector

In the world of collecting Funko Pops, there are enthusiasts and then there are those like the annoying collector I encountered at Target. This individual had an insatiable obsession with special edition Pops, and he would go to great lengths to get his hands on them.

His Obsession with Special Editions

This collector would constantly monitor online stock updates for new Funko Pops, especially the rare and limited editions. He prided himself on being one of the first to know when the new stock arrived and would make a beeline to the store.

Incessant Bothering at the Store

Once at the store, this collector would pester the electronics department employees, including myself, to find the special edition Pops before they were even properly marked for sale. Despite my efforts to explain that I had no way of immediately finding the desired item, he would not take no for an answer.

Frustration and Manager Involvement

After being unsuccessful in locating the special edition Pop, I informed the collector that it could take hours or even days until it was officially stocked. He stubbornly decided to wait at the electronics island, bragging about his plans to buy the special edition and resell it at a higher price. His constant banter became bothersome not only to the employees but also to the other customers.

The Turn of Events

Eventually, a manager intervened, urging me to make another attempt at finding the special edition Pop. To my surprise, I actually managed to find it about 30 minutes later. Upon seeing the transparent special edition Pop, I checked its value online and discovered it was going for more than $200 on eBay.

In a rather mischievous move, I decided to take the transparent special edition Pop and leave it in the shipping box, replacing it with a regular edition. I then handed the display with the regular Pop to the collector, informing him that I found the Pops. However, when he questioned me about the whereabouts of the special edition, I claimed ignorance.

Frustrated, the collector demanded to speak to the manager again. A complaint was filed, and the manager decided to review the security footage. Meanwhile, I anxiously awaited the outcome, fully expecting to face consequences for my actions.

To my surprise, the manager later returned, admitting that the footage didn't clearly Show what happened. However, she assured the collector that she would keep a watchful eye on inventory to identify the individual who eventually purchased the special edition Pop.

Feeling a mix of relief and remorse, I realized that my desire for some petty revenge had cost me the opportunity to own the rare Pop that could have sold for a significant sum. It was a valuable lesson in the unpredictable nature of life and the consequences of our actions.